April 14th gets a bum deal.
Why, you ask? Well, let’s look at the obvious. For all those of you that like to wait until the last minute to pay your annual bribe to the government, a.k.a. your income tax, April 14th is the last day. True, the actual last day is not until the 15th, but there is still enough stress to bleed over to the 14th and make the day miserable.
Now, let’s look at the not-so-obvious. A quick glance through history will tell you that April 14th has not been a kind day for the world. For instance, in 1846, the Donner Party leaves Springfield, Illinois on the 14th of April for California and we all know what happened to that little venture. For the historically challenged, the party got lost in the mountains and resorted to cannibalism to survive. A pleasant little bedtime story for your children. In 1865, Abraham Lincoln is shot in the head by John Wilkes Booth at the Ford’s Theatre, which is another happy little story. Be sure to take the kiddies to the Ford Theatre in Washington, D.C., where you, too can see the linen that the President bled out on, complete with bloodstains and perhaps a little brain tissue as well. Not convinced yet that April 14th has a dark side? How about the sinking of the Titanic? That’s right, guys and gals, the unsinkable ship struck an iceberg in the Atlantic at 11:40 pm, April 14th, 1912, causing the boat to submerge the following morning and kill 1517 people.
I hear you all cry out ‘But Tony, surely there has to be something good about April 14th!’ Either that, or it’s the voices in my head again. In either case I exclaim that yes, there is some good still on this day. It was this day in 1894 that Thomas Edison invents the kinetoscope, which is basically the precursor to motion pictures and allowed people of the time to watch animated peepshows and allowed a whole new medium for pornography to spill into. Speaking of film, it was this day in 1956 that videotape was first demonstrated. However, the advent of film is not the reason for this observance. For our little discussion, we would need to go to 1945 in Weston-super-Mare, England.
Why 1945? Why England? Simply put, one of the greatest guitarists of all time was born on April 14th, 1945. I, of course, am talking about Ritchie Blackmore.


