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One Bad Day, Batman: The Killing Joke

Ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?

Ever wonder how it could get any worse?

Just how well would you be able to hold onto your sanity if everything was taken away from you in one fell swoop?

These are just some of the questions proposed to the reader within the story presented in Batman: The Killing Joke.

Written in 1988 by Alan Moore, Batman: The Killing Joke gives readers a peek into a probable past for the Joker.  I say probable, because even the Joker isn’t too sure about his past life anymore, as mentioned within the comic itself.   This is also the reason behind Barbara Gordon adopting the information broker persona of Oracle.  This graphic novel is not for the little ones.  Sorry, kids, but as the back cover says, this story is ‘suggested for mature readers.’  Better get your parent’s permission before picking this one up. »Read More

The Greatest Band You Never Heard: The Virgo Vertigo

Let’s just make this as plain as we can get around here.

You should be listening to The Virgo Vertigo.

Never mind the fact that you may not have heard of the band before.  Considering the current band formed in November of 2009, that is hardly surprising.  Also, never mind the fact that we here at bkI may know members of the band on a personal basis.  Personal allegiances aside, this is a band that warrants some attention.

First, a little background info.  The Virgo Vertigo is the brainchild of Tory World,  currently taking up residence in Madison, WI.   The project started in Seattle, WA as a hobby for Tory, according to the band’s MySpace page, and as a way to perform charity work.  With the move to Madison, the call to arms was made to fill out the band.   And that call was answered by thebluediamand (a former bandmate of Tory’s) on drums, Lexi Steinweg-Woods on bass, and the Thump (yup, you heard me) on guitar.  Tory handles the rest…which includes guitar, vocals, and programming.

Why programming?  Because The Virgo Vertigo is a band ‘heavily influenced by mid 80′s pop and New Wave. But, the sound also borrows from elements of industrial, hard-rock, new pop, hip-hop, dance, and so on.’  So, yeah, gotta have the programming in there.  It’s an eclectic mix of genres and styles, making a unique balance that appeals on many levels.  The musical potpourri is clearly reflected in the group’s new EP The Prelude, available at such fine music establishments as iTunes,  Digstation, and LaLa.

Just in case you are more of a visual person, don’t fret.  We got you covered.  Check out the music video for Better Learn to Swim, released on December 23, 2009 to the world via YouTube.  There is even two different versions….the short version previously linked, or the long version that you can access right here.   Hell, you can also check out the video for Superhuman, for all you zombie lovers out there.

However, if you are truly a visual person, and you happen to be in Madison around the 22nd of January, then you must head over to The Annex at 9 pm and check out The Virgo Vertigo live.  According to Tory, the live show is a performance art presentation, using LCD screens to present images and video in a documentary fashion.  The visual aids help to tell the songs and to give the overall impression of modern society in a dream state.  Also, if, for some reason, you can’t make this Friday’s show, don’t panic!  The Frequency, also in Madison, will have The Virgo Vertigo on February 20th (that’s a Saturday for all those of you playing at home) at 6 pm.   Set aside time now, for it promises to be an entertaining show.

For things relating to The Virgo Vertigo, feel free to check out the following:

Check out the music video or, if you are like me and prefer your music sans visual stimuli, head on over to the MySpace page and give the tracks there a listen.  If the auditory experience is to your liking, then go pick up the EP online or, better yet, come to The Annex this Friday.  Trust me on this one.  It will be worth it.

Review: Sherlock Holmes

You know, nowadays, when you hear “they’re remaking this” and “they’re re-imagining that” you just cringe a little and put that on your list of movies you aren’t going to watch until they are making their basic cable premier on a Wednesday on USA, or, god forbid, the MDNoT. So when I heard that they were doing another Sherlock Holmes, I figured to add that to said list.

Then I heard that the rumors were that Guy Ritchie was doing it and I upgraded that to an HBO or Showtime premier. I mean, I liked some of Ritchie’s stuff.

Then I promptly forgot about it and in inadvertently slipped back into a MDNoT premier.

Next I hear that someone wants Robert Downey Jr. for a Sherlock Holmes remake and I think “What was that other Sherlock Holmes? Directed by that English guy? Can’t be the same thing.”

That merited a Netflix Save, which is a “fire and forget” way to get me to see a movie that I think would be worth watching, but will promptly forget about.

Then I hear that Jude Law is going to be Watson, and that sinks it into my mind that it’d be worth watching. Now it’s in permanent memory worthy of a move to the top of my Netflix Queue.

Then I hear spoilers and get pics and trailers and I think, “Hey, maybe a Steampunk Sherlock is worth a trip to the theater after it’s out for a couple of weeks.”

Then, something clicks in my mind and I check IMDB. Sure enough, it’s the Guy f’n Ritchie one.

“You mean to tell me that this is going to by a Steampunk Sherlock Holmes with Tony Stark and the next Michael Caine directed buy the guy that talked Madonna into pissing herself on film? This is just one review away from either being first week at the theater or one I never fucking see. Ever.”

Come Christmas Day, Santa dropped a couple of tickets in my lap, and off we went to see Sherlock Holmes.

Santa seemed to have made a catastrophic error and put me on the Nice List by mistake because it turned out to be a thoroughly enjoyable movie.

Everyone in the cast is excellent, well, with exception of Rachel McAdams who( just doesn’t fit), and the story plays like a Holmes story with esoteric knowledge, leaps of deduction, and the “but one thing I don’t understand” postmortem. Moriarty is setup excellently and I really found that the only thing wrong with it was that I was going to have to wait for the inevitable sequel.

Unfortunately, that’s all I’m going to say for the moment. Having only seen it once I can’t do the compare/contrast/insight thing like I have been with the vampire stuff. That’s ok though. There is really only one thing you need to know:

It’s worth watching.

The Great Internet Divide

Net Neutrality. Many have heard the term, but few agree on what it means. The term has been bandied about by lawmakers all over, and bent to do whatever they want.

What Net Neutrality really comes down to is freedom of internet traffic. The FCC is (apparently) looking at setting up rules making all internet traffic have to be handled equally by every American ISP. That’s basically how the internet is now, and this would seek to keep things that way.

Many people never stop to think about the fact that the internet is really a giant network wholly owned by telecom companies, and they can do whatever they like with it. Net neutrality seeks to regulate what they can do to restrict access to their giant networks, and they do not like the idea.

The internet is an important part of what almost all of us do every day. We send emails, surf to web pages, and check our online bank accounts. What would you do if that traffic were unable to get where you wanted it to go?

Although we have not heard of plans to do so yet, the telecom companies have the ability to set up exclusivity contracts with network end providers to make extra money. It’s tough to imagine, but roll with me here for a moment.

Let’s say I’m a mythical telecom company called All Internet Traffic (AIT) and I want to make enough money to swim in. I look at where everyone on the internet goes all the time, and decide to call the world’s largest search company, Biggle. I get Biggle to sign an exclusivity contract with me, where they will connect only to my network. Anyone connecting to Biggle has to go through me. In return, Biggle doesn’t have to pay a dime for their internet hookups.

In the real world, this isn’t done exclusively (yet) and is done by a method called Peering. Peering is where big telecom companies connect their networks together and just let traffic pass from one network to another freely. They work together to make the internet happen, and don’t charge each other for it. However, let’s go back to my example.

Now, AIT (that’s me) has all traffic to Biggle passing over its network. It’s a lot of traffic! I decide it’s so much traffic that my network can’t easily handle it, and I need to do some upgrades. That’s going to cost millions of dollars and take months, so for now, I decide to go with what I have and implement QoS instead. However, I’m a giant evil telecom and don’t want to piss off my customers, so I decide to do selective QoS. QoS means Quality of Service, and is a method whereby a network acts as a traffic cop. It speeds up some traffic by slowing down other traffic. In selective QoS, it does it by looking at certain kinds of traffic. In this case, I’ll slow down traffic heading to Biggle from other telecoms, and let my own customers go there at full speed. If the other telecoms don’t like it, they can pay me extra money to have me speed up their traffic. If the other telecoms get belligerent about it, I might even just stop all traffic from them headed to Biggle. Because I can.

This scenario can easily go the other way. If two retailers are connected to the same ISP, and one is a super mega mart, and the other is a hometown mom and pop place, the super mega mart could pay extra to the ISPs to have traffic flow to them faster.

Please note this is not the same as bandwidth. The “speed” you’re thinking of there is actually the amount of data that can be sent at one time over you connection to your ISP. QoS actually deals with how fast information traverses the network…and in some cases, if it will ever even arrive.

The telecoms say that Net Neutrality isn’t needed because they’re never going to implement schemes such as the one I laid out above. They’re asking you to trust them.

I ask you to remember how well that has worked in the past. Every time a large corporation has asked us to trust them, we’ve gotten the shaft so they can make more money.

Really think it won’t happen? Comcast has already enabled deep packet inspection and used it to slow Peer to Peer bittorrent traffic. Yes, they looked at every packet of information that crossed their network to see what it was, and slow it if it was something they didn’t like.

Also, don’t be fooled by things like the Internet Freedom Act. The clever title hides the fact that this would actually place the power directly in the hands of the telecoms by making it so the FCC can’t mandate anything regarding the internet.

This is a big issue, impacting how we use the internet on a daily basis. No matter what side of things you come down on, you need to keep an eye on it.

See you next Monday. Hopefully you can still get to BKI across a nice, open internet.

Original Fiction: Curiosity Killed the Cat by P.A. “Pat” Humphreys

I know, it’s kinda lazy to drop one of my stories in here again, but I just got back on the horse, bite me.

Remember folks, sometimes even words have consequences. »Read More

Keeping on the Horse

Apologies folks, but the last couple of evenings, prime writing time, I’ve felt pretty miserable. This has kept me from my Content Wrangler duties here at bkI and I apologize.

On the plus side, I feel great today and will be dropping things into the feed tonight including Fiction Friday goodies.

Stay tuned.

Dealing with a ‘Bad Romance’

Bad Romance

Image via Wikipedia

‘I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love’

Now, I am not going to be crass and ask for your love here, but I will offer you my viewpoint, which is perfectly free….free for me to give and free for you to receive.  And..here is my initial impression of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known to the world as Lady Gaga.

A little bit of Ziggy Stardust, a little bit of the Material Girl, and a healthy dose of the late Freddie Mercury and you get the musical enigma that is Lady Gaga.

Why are we talking about Lady Gaga here? »Read More

Like Being Shot Off A Horse

«BEGIN INTROSPECTIVE RANT»

So, I’ve been dealing with some health crap.  That’s nothing new, but something sneaked up on me and kicked my ass.

For a while now I’ve been had nausea, but we originally thought it was a side effect of my meds. It would come and go over time, so it’s been kinda hard to pin down. Unfortunately it’s been getting worse.

Last week things came to a head when I had my meds changed, an upper GI complete with strawberry flavored barium, and, for one reason or another, crippling fucking nausea.

Ever had crippling fucking nausea? There is a reason it’s called crippling fucking nausea. Why? CAUSE IT’S FUCKING CRIPPLING!!!

I’ve been working through my other health problems and had some ups and downs in the past year, but things were going plenty well. I mean, I was writing all the time, working, having fun, hanging with friends, etc, but no, crippling fucking nausea kicks the feet out from underneath you and suddenly you are living on toast and Diet Sprite.

I mean, when you spend 3 days on the couch in the fetal position, you aren’t particularly productive.

The thing is, when you fall off the horse, you got to get right back on. When life makes you stop doing what you want to do, it’s really easy to not get back to it and then the next thing you know days become weeks that become months and you are just one more dreamer.

I’m not that guy anymore. So I had to get back on the horse, big fucking deal, I’m still heading in the right direction. Point is, even if it’s not so much a fall as it is getting shot off the horse, if you are gonna get where you’re going, you got to get right back on.

When life hands me lemons, I make lemonade. When life hands me castor beans, I make ricin.

«END RANT»

What has it got in its pocketses?

I return! I’m sure you all enjoyed your winter break. I know I enjoyed mine.

I got some great things for Solstice, and that got me to thinking about where our entertainment comes from, and how that’s changed. The changes have a large effect on our culture.

Not that long ago, things could be hard to find. I remember a story about a young Bob Dylan traveling 30 miles to someone’s house (a ‘friend of a friend’) to hear a Robert Johnson album. The music was hard to find.

Now, if you want to hear the newest, hottest, local band someone from a far away place mentions, you hit their web page. Even if they don’t have EP’s for sale on their website, I’ve never contacted one by email with an offer of 10 bucks and some shipping cash and had them deny my request for a mail order.

Scarcity is a crazy thing, and one that doesn’t exist as much in the digital realm as it does in the real world. You can always make more bits. With a printing press and a load of ink, I could possibly get the words I am writing now to a few hundred people, and it would be a lot of work. With the internet, they can be served up to millions of people (as long as they don’t all arrive at the exact same moment. Moving bits from place to place in the internet is the only real scarcity it has to deal with.) with very little relative work.

As much entertainment is no longer done in person, almost anything you want can be found. When I tell someone about the new ifihadahifi EP, they can go to their website and find out how to get it. The same applies to movies, books, stand up comedy…the list is incredible.

Therefore, cultural movements are no longer strictly geographic. You can’t be interested in something you’ve never heard of, of course, but now you can find anything you’ve heard of at the touch of a few buttons. I think that’s a pretty damned cool thing. I believe it may finally allow talent, and not marketing, to play a larger role in what new media we devour.

So, who should we be paying attention to?

Better Than Twilight, Part 4: Interview With The Vampire

The first book

Image via Wikipedia

With millions of tweens, teens, and otherwise emotionally stunted women drooling over a glittery vampire with too much gel in their hair, it makes me wonder: What about your mother’s vampire fantasies?

Twilight was long from the first vampire book that got women all hot and bothered.  Camilla, Dracula, etc, were all very sexual books for the time, but the sex was all in the imagination. Problem is, most of the vampire movies/stories of the 50′s, 60′s, and 70′s, well, let’s say what sex there was was far from the female fantasy.

Now don’t get me wrong, during that timeframe, there was some good stuff, but there is one particular standout that really appealed to the women to the point that it needed Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Antonio Banderas to be in the movie.

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