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Better than Twilight, Part 5: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

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DOH! Stupid WordPress. Oh well, you get this a day early.

In the day of reboots, re-imaginings, relaunches, and remakes, sometimes somebody makes something that is closer to the original source material than the other canonized images perverted and derived from it.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is one of those.

Now, don’t get me wrong, there were several things about this adaptation that sucked (Keanu Reeves anyone?), but, all in all, Francis Ford Coppala did an excellent adaptation of Dracula.

Following the book better than most of the other adaptations, Coppala simultaneously pays homage to the vampire movies that came before while still showing them how it’s done. From Gary Oldman uttering the Bella Lugosi‘s best line, to vampiric shadow powers a la Nosferatu, Coppala showed everyone how it’s done.

The casting could have been better though. I mean, Keanu can’t act his way out of a paper bag and, well, Winona Rider makes a rather bland Mina Harker. Then again, Anthony Hopkins as Van Helsing was perfect, along with, well, EVERYONE else.  Every other character was played perfectly. I could totally believe that Quincy P. Morris (played by Bill Campbell) was a Texan, and Lucy was played to the hilt (and I do love me some redheaded slut). Hell, even Cary Elwes, who can’t play anything other than the Man in Black was surprisingly good.

I could go into more, but I’ve talked about Dracula so often I’m frankly tired of it. Therefore I’ll just skip to the end:

Why is it better than Twilight? Why wouldn’t it be? Pretty faithful to the source material, directed by a living legend, and Dracula is’t a fucking glittering pansy. In fact, he’s such a badass in this that it takes the Texan with a Bowie Knife to kill him. (Side Note: I suspect Edward Cullen could be killed  by a 15 year-old from Oklahoma with a pocket knife.)

Next time the best vampire movie ever that has 2 Cory’s in it.

Weekend Fiction: RIP JD

The cover of the 1985 Bantam edition.

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The New Yorker has put most to JD Salinger’s short stories that they published online. It’s in their scanned format, but hey, I’m not gonna complain, at least not too much.

And that’s it.

No really, that’s it.

No, I’m not putting up more than that.

Fine, I’ll explain.

JD Salinger has had an effect on 20th century literature and deserves to be read. It’s really that simple. His stories are part of the Commons of Man, part of the collected art of humanity, and is part of the foundation that 21st century literature will be built on.

So, in memorial, JD Salinger is going to be our only suggested reading.

It’s quiet, too quiet.

Disappointed at the lack of bkI content today? Well, you can do something about that by submitting content.  Join the Commons of Man and put something out there, er, on here.

Thanks,

bkI Staff

State of the kARmA

Folks, we’re making some minor changes to get things flowing better and to prep for some big fun. As such, there are a couple of things we need to communicate.

  1. Ben Kenneally’s Broadcast Domain is moving to Tuesdays
  2. As such, we’ll also move Tuesday’s theme of Movies to Monday, replacing it with Tech Tuesdays
  3. The site will be up and down for some maintenance and changes in the next couple of weeks. Expected down time is minimal, so if you ever see us in maintenance mode, check back in 5 minutes and we should be back up.
  4. Part of these changes are to prepare for the upcoming serialization and electronic publication of The Brotherhood of the Hand by Pat Humphreys and Chris Helton. We’re also putting together a companion anthology set in the same Texas Noir world as Brotherhood.
  5. We are still looking for more contributors, specifically:
    1. Short Fiction for Fiction Fridays
    2. Artists of all types that would like some exposure. If we like you, we’ll totally do a piece on you, help publicize and publish your work, and just be in your corner.
    3. Regular Writers: Got a specialty? Comics, music, film, whatever you want to talk about.
    4. Guest Writers: Got something to say? Lacking a forum? Want to push some more eyes to your own work? We’ll happily give you a forum.

And, as always, comments and suggestions are always appreciated.

Tilt for Star Power

So, where do you get your music from?

It’s a pretty basic question that could have a myriad of answers.   The radio, local shows, internet sites…the list goes on and on.

And, for the newer generation, there is one more source that can be cited.  

Video games.

Now, I am a gamer.  I play the console games, the MMOs and the table top RPGs.  I have portable games (Gameboy and DS) that I take if I anticipate the need for instant entertainment.  If I am in a pinch, I got games on my phone I can play to pass the time.  However, I am also a musician, or at the very least a music enthusiast.  Therefore, it is practically a given that I would be drawn to rhythm-based games such as Guitar Hero or Rock Band.  However, there are more benefits to playing these games than to live out your inner rock star dream and push your button-pressing skills to the extreme.

Think about it for a moment.  Take your average band simulation video game.  Me, I have Rock Band for my Wii at home, with the drum set, guitars, and microphone stored in various areas of the apartment.  How many different songs are on the game?  Now, how many of them have you actually heard before?  If you are like me, there is always as least a handful of songs that I haven’t heard before…songs that I would probably have never considered listening to previously.  And, with the two major franchises offering downloadable content, more songs are being added constantly that open the harmonic horizons for the average plastic guitar-shredding player, namely you and me.

I will fully admit to it.  I did not listen to Jonathan Coulton until I heard the song Still Alive  I know I committing a geek moral sin by admitting to it, but it’s true.  I just didn’t hear any JoCo songs with the usual musical sources I took part in at the time.   Yes, I was rather sheltered.  However, that all changed with the onset of Rock Band and the inclusion of Still Alive as free downloadable content.  It is the same sort of thing with the synthpop band Freezepop.  It wasn’t until Guitar Hero II that I discovered the electronic pop awesomeness of the group from Boston.  I know that Freezepop is on a lot of  Harmonix games, considering former member Kasson Crooker is a Senior Producer at Harmonix, but that doesn’t matter.   The point is that I probably would not have heard of Freezepop if I did not play GH2.  My musical perspective may not have changed because of this fact, but the opportunity would not have existed at all without the introduction provided by Harmonix and GH2.  

It also works the other way, too.  In much the same way that I am discovering new music, the younger generation is out there discovering the older music.  Artists like Alice Cooper, Steely Dan, The Pretenders, Cheap Trick and Rush are gaining exposure to a whole new set of future fans through the use of their songs featured on popular music video games.  Band-specific game titles such as Guitar Hero Aerosmith and Rock Band: the Beatles help to demonstrate the various musical influences of each group, as well as present some of those rare songs that people may not hear all the time on the radio.   Over the audible click of plastic on plastic and the tortured strains of the vocals, the kids are gaining musical appreciation of the people that blazed the trail before the era of American Idol and YouTube.

So, in the name of melodic diversity, feel free to wail on the microphone, pound on the plastic drums, and raise that plastic guitar neck to the heavens in your quest for video game rock star supremacy.  Don’t be afraid to try that new song you never heard of before.   You might discover some new music you like, and you get to have fun with your friends while doing it.

Guest Post: Farscape Rant

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Guest post by Jim R.

So, I was recently shocked and distraught by my fellow SciFi nerd’s lack of appreciation for the TV Series Farscape, and sometimes even undue hatred.

In 1999 when much of our science fiction had been completely overtaken by Computer Generated special effects and characters, the creators of Farscape had the vision to return to what made the genre blossom from the mid 70′s to the early 90′s. Namely makeup and animatronic puppets. Now I know what you think, “Puppets really?” Yes puppets and models, are what birthed loved movies such as Star Wars, and Aliens and ground breaking series like Star Trek and the original BattleStar Galactica. In 1997 George Lucas butchered his own spectacular creation “The Star Wars Trilogy” with as much CGI as he could stuff into an hour and a half.

Puppets allow an easier suspension of disbelieve because they automatically obey light and shadow. CGI characters obey programming and can never match puppets for believability. When all of your actors are shadowed and your creature is glowing like a frelling halogen you know this shit ain’t real! But when all shadows and light match up and move naturally you can stay immersed in the story.

Puppets too give the actors the ability to really deepen their character. Tell me what is easier: to react with the proper emotion to, a damn green screen or a gooey rubber monster sitting 2 feet from you? I think the question answers itself.

Going back to basics and having Jim Henson’s workshop responsible for things like set and creature design, and puppeteering gave this series a unmatched believability. CGI was only used for accent and views of space. The talented writers seemed to know what makes a great “space opera.” (Editor’s Note: I affectionately refer to it as “Muppets on Crack in Space” – Pat)

With Farscape we have just your average super smart astronaut test piloting his new experimental space craft (ironically called Farscape-1). Woops! He gets sucked into a wormhole and gets crapped out somewhere in the universe. May not be this quadrant of the Milky Way. May not even be the Milky Way. It may not even be a galaxy visible from earth. The one thing we find out right way is it is inhabited by races with technology and cultures FAR FAR beyond humanity. The magic of this “fish out of water” story comes from watching the ONLY human for 100 Trillion light years attempt to navigate the pitfalls of not knowing ANYTHING about ANYTHING or ANYBODY. It illustrates human physical and mental adaptability, the alien races he encounters do not seem to have. Emotions (like compassion for all life) that we have but sometimes don’t admit, are displayed in the main character so well that we cant help but idealize his virtues.

Imagine if you will, you are the accidental ambassador to humanity for the entire ape kingdom. At your first few summits you do all that you can to convince them you are an intelligent, articulate, emotional being but still get treated like a stupid monkey or at best a resourceful child. Oh and did I mention when you first showed up you accidentally killed a human, who’s brother who vows revenge and controls an entire battalion of marines. And you don’t know if you will EVER be able to go home……..

Now tell me, compared to this is life or job REALLY that bad?

Farscape ran for 4 seasons and was ended by a 3 hour mini series called The Peacekeeper Wars.

Fetch the Pig Bladders!

First, I thank you all for bearing with my horribleness since my return from the Yule break. Homework and life issues are slapping me about on the weekends, so I’m moving Broadcast Domain to Tuesdays for the foreseeable future. If you don’t like it, feel free to send me an email. Feedback could even prompt me to change it back. Maybe.

So, how is it that Hugo Chavez knows that we have an earthquake machine and I don’t?

I refer, of course, to this.

Now, it’s not that I don’t think a weapon that could cause an earthquake could not exist. After all, Nikolai Tesla imagined it could, and that was before we even had computers.  We may very well have such a device. China might have such a device. For all we know, all the world powers have them, and only a tense agreement not to fuck each other up big time keeps us from shaking the entire earth’s crust apart.

Why would we use it on Haiti?

I’m not saying Haiti has no interest for us as a country. It would not surprise me at all to find that we basically occupy the country in an effort to assist in rebuilding, and end up making Haiti a close economic ally. But I cannot imagine we would be so crass as to test a weapon on a country filled with innocent bystanders.

Still, one person thinks that of us, and the internet delivers that knowledge unto us. It allows us to pull it apart, research it, discuss it, brainstorm on it, and (eventually) determine its validity (or lack thereof, in this case).

That’s the power of the internet. Even the silliest stories can get talked about as if they were actual valid news. I love this thing.

Weekend Fiction: The Comeback

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Between the holidays, work, illness, and a killer 30th birthday party for Joanna, I’ve been a little slack in putting together the weekend fiction for the last few weeks.  To make up for it, I’ve got a bunch of goodies and a new addition to our regulars here in the Weekend Fiction zone.

First up, a holiday gift from J.C. Hutchins called In the Nick 0f Time. It contains previews of not 1, not 2, not even 10 books. No, it previews 12, count them, 12 titles. Now I’ve read several of these and stories by some of the other authors and let me tell you, after reading this preview, I really feel the need to go to the bookstore.

Second, there is Hub Magazine, a free weekly e-zine with stories, reviews, and features such as interviews and in depth looks at different fiction. Best part? They’ll email you the new issues.

In podcasts, Podcastle, Pseudopod, and Escape Pod have released a ton of excellent new stuff, but if I had to pick one from each, I’d say The Narcomancer, The Blessed Days, and Union Dues – The Threnody of Johnny Toruko. Speaking of sci-fi, The Clarkesworld Magazine Podcast put out 53+ minutes of awesome entitled The Things, a retelling of The Thing from the Thing’s point of view.

Also in podcasts, our buddies at Variant Frequencies put up the full version of Failed Cities: Hath a Darkness (link will work when there site gets back up).

And if you haven’t read it yet, we have a new story from Christopher A. Helton called One String at a Time.

And now, our new feature: Public Domain Goodies. Each week we’ll pick a public domain story or novel that we think are good reads. Why public domain? Well, that’s a another article entirely.

Anyways, this week’s Public Domain Goodies is Arthur Machen‘s The Great God Pan. Published in the 1890′s it was panned due to it’s depiction of sex and its decadent style, which puts it right up our alley.  It’s also a good one to compare to Dracula since they were both published in the same era and are very sexually charged compared to other stories of the time.  If you are also a buff of Horror Lit like myself, this was an important work that influenced H.P. Lovecraft who in turn influenced pretty much every horror since 1930.

That’s it for this week, but we could use your help. There is so much good stuff out there that we can use some help wrangling it, so if you have any suggestions, feel free to let us know.

Original Fiction: One String at a Time by Christopher A. Helton

This week we present another story by Christopher A. Helton entitled “One String at a Time”, a sequel to his other story “No Strings Attached”.

Chris grew up in Bryan, TX and now resides in Houston, coaches high school soccer, and teaches social studies. He attended Texas A&M university and is married with a 4 year old son. He has been writing since the age of 11 and has written 2 feature length screenplays, 1 novel, and numerous short stories.

Now, sit down and welcome back an old “friend”. »Read More

FYI: Happy Anniversary Tony and Erin

Anniversary cake

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Folks, our Music Writer, Tony Smith and his wife Erin are celebrating their anniversary today.

Both Ben and I have known Tony and Erin for several years now and, while I can’t speak for Ben, I do believe he will agree with me in saying this:  You guys make a good couple and I can only hope my relationship lasts as long as yours.

Feel free to join in on the congrats by either commenting below or spamming @ajsmith76.

Here’s to many, many more.

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